It's that time of year again. No, it's not Christmas, it is that time of year where teachers, whether by force or personal choice, dump cumulative tests on there students. It is generally agreed that these tests are pointless and often include questions that seem half-developed and/or never addressed in the class itself. There are several ways to complain about these torture devices, and each usually fits withing a certain mold.
Part 1 -
Take the name of your course and practice saying it with anger. Practice it with fervor, at least five times in a row every hour. Make sure people hear you muttering the name of the course, that way they can pitch in and get the ball rolling.
Part 2 -
If the muttering fails to attract fellow mutineers, then add either a curse word or strange sound. This works more than you may realize. Either attracts people because they are generally frowned upon. It doesn't hurt to add a minor complaint, either general or focused, about the teacher.
Example: in angry voice "[grumble/curse] [Course Name]! [Insert Teacher's title; Mr. Mrs. Ms., etc.] [Grumble/Curse] [Last Name] can't teach worth a cent!"
Part 3 -
Now that you have someone to share your anger, explain what it is that irritates you about the course. Insert as many curses and comparisons as possible. You may choose to get creative, but if your anger is too strong then it may be safer to stick with tried and true insults, otherwise your anger may turn your fellow's frown to a smile if you start stumbling.
Good insults include [barring standard curse words]:
Booger Breath,
Poop and/or Stupid Head,
Crazy,
Dum-Dum,
[insert choice word here] teacher, etc.
Part 4 -
Now that you have someone's sympathy, be sure to stew in silence every few minutes. By the end of it, you should both be able to lapse into a seething silence like none other. Afterwords, either Caffeinate and/or Sugarify - that way you are ready to go for the next class! Not only is complaining a great stress reliever, but it makes you feel like a pirate about the commit mutiny. Who doesn't love Pirates of the Caribbean?????
*Bonus*
1 - Sometimes you can group classes together by stringing their names and/or teachers names together with multiple curse words. This can create a scare, however, as some may believe you are entering a panic attack. Make sure that you have had way too much Caffeine and that your hair and glasses are askew and messed up. It doesn't hurt to be wearing a baggy sweater. Make sure the complaint is frantic.
2- Another way is to mope throughout the day making random angry noises and grunts during review times. Make sure heavy eyeliner and dark clothing is applied. This option is best for those who enjoy complaining alone.
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