This is an update of the story that was published in the January 29th edition of "The Ink Blot".
12:34 pm - Jameson Duning was cleared of all charges in a surprise twist earlier this morning. "We at the "Free the Animals" society are furious. Duning should not have gotten away with this. Unfortunately, we were given a restraining order, otherwise we would be protesting outside his house right now!" shouted one of the angry leaders of the local animal rights group that sued Duning. The judge cleared Duning because, as he said in a statement released earlier this morning after the trial, "I fail to see why Mr. Duning doesn't have the right to shoot ducks in his own yard. They weren't endangered and they were being a nusance." Duning, who is very happy to be free, only had this to say, "Finally, some peace!"
Editor’s Note: This is a complete work of fiction and is nothing more than a joke.
